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Sunday, February 27, 2011

Here is a joke for you.. What kisses can do?

A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India... 

Dear Sunita Darling, 

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust. 





Your loving husband, 
Tuna 
Singh 


His wife replied... 


TINKU KE PAPPA , 

Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...: 

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 

2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses. 

3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent. 

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.. 

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses. 

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance... 
Shall I plan the same for the next month? 

Your Sweet Heart, 
Kichi 







6 comments:

IFA Athirah said...

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Ferooz said...

sape yg dh mninggal weh?

nurul_diya m. nor al-haj said...

yana : ada..dak k0mpeni kita gak..Ila..

Miszeifa Salahuddin said...

hahahaha tu namenye the killer kisses..

Yana Mus said...

haha... Funny lol.. ;-P