Sekadar Menghilangkan Tekanan..

Apa kata orang :

1. 99.9% lelaki amat pandai masak kari.....tapi megi kari saja la

2. Lelaki kadang2 memang suka memasak....tapi amat malas nak basuh periuk belanga serta pinggan mangkuk...

3. Apabila lelaki memasak umpama sedang bertukang umah...bising bukan main

4. Adalah kebiasaan lelaki memasak tanpa memakai baju...pastu, sambil isap rokok plak...

5. Menu utama masakan lelaki adalah telur goreng, sardin, telur goreng dan juga sardin. Tak ketinggalan jugak kicap masin...

6. Jika seorang lelaki yg rajin memasak, anda akan dapati gas masakan akan cepat habis, kerana lelaki memasak selalunya guna api yg kuat...cepat sikit masak

7. Keadaan dapur rumah orang lelaki yang bersepah sepah adalah satu pemandangan biasa yang mempunyai nilai artistiknya yang tersendiri.. ..

8. Dan lelaki tidak akan merungut sekiranya masakan itu dimasak oleh seorang lelaki..tetapi peng'komplen' nombor satu jika makanan itu di masak oleh wanita..

Antara sebab sebab lelaki memasak:

* Malas nak pegi kedai

* Hampir hampir pokai

* Nak menghabiskan stock makanan yang dah nak expired

* Mental theraphy

* Konon konon nak practice...nanti buleh amik hati pasangan

* Buang tebiat...

Walaupun begitu, chef chef terkemuka dunia masih terdiri daripada kaum lelaki.

Here is a joke for you.. What kisses can do?

A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India... 

Dear Sunita Darling, 

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust. 




Your loving husband, 
Tuna Singh 


His wife replied... 

TINKU KE PAPPA , 

Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...: 

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 

2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses. 

3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent. 

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.. 

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses. 

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance... 
Shall I plan the same for the next month? 

Your Sweet Heart, 
Kichi 

IT ALL BEGAN WITH I-PHONE..=)

It all began with I-phone 

March was when my Son celebrated his 15th birthday,

and I got him an iPhone…  
 He just loved it.

Who wouldn't?

 I celebrated my birthday in July,

and my Wife made me very happy when 
 she  bought me an iPad…

My Daughter's birthday was in August,

so I got her an iPod Touch…

She was Delighted!

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September came by so for her birthday…

and I got my wife an iRon...... 

It was around then that the fight started.....

he3~

only jokes..!!